oh my god. oh MY GOD. been studying for a few hours now freaking out a little and only just read that we’re allowed to bring in an A4 sheet of handwritten notes i am so mad i didn’t have the sense to read this before.
The more swiss cheese you have, the more holes you have.
The more holes you have, the less swiss cheese you have.
Therefore, the more swiss cheese you have, the less swiss cheese you have.
Stop dividing by zero
Was just flipping through my 2013 diary (which I haven’t used in months) and fell on 24 November and thought “whoops I flipped too far”…then realised it’s the 6th of December.
I did the same thing at work tonight with the bookings diary! Flipped to somewhere in November and was like “pfft”, started going back before realising too.
I never really liked
until I found out
what it tastes like
when you sigh it
if you’re not fuckin pumped for the holiday season then you’re feliz navidead to me.